I have an AIS
Posted by tmz_99 on August 4th, 2005 filed in UncategorizedI have an AIS, it’s the most annoying thing ever invented, it basically acts like a radar and every 2 minutes it reminds me with shrill warnings that every vessel in the area is on a collision course with us.. 🙁 My ears have bled till they can bleed no more 🙁
It really can’t have been that hard for a programmer to make the thing at least semi-intelligent, being able to judge course, distance and speed it should apply these to make a semi-informed decision rather then the blanket one it does now..
Other than that, after an extended tow I am back online 😀 Although it was fun drifting around the ocean my car sank and I had to be towed around.. 😀
My ebay auctions have finished, my guitar stings sold for a staggering $3.25 whilst the camera netted a tidy $320, almost enough to pay for my Greddy 720cc injectors.. muahahhah 😀 A more then fair swap I must say 🙂
What do to with stupid people?
It’s an age old question. I believe there are several choices, but whilst most are instinctive and somewhat illegal (such as “shoot them” or “ship them off to stupidville”) I belive there are a few options worth exploring.
1.) Educate them
2.) Ignore them
3.) Tell them they are “retarded” and send them into special care units
All options have their pros and cons.
1.) Educating
Pros: * We effectively make the stupid people smart therefore eliminating them.
* We stand to benefit as a society from more smart people
Cons:* Due to an increased in skilled labour, there will be more competions for good jobs
* There will be less stupid people to bitch about
2.) Igoring Them
Pros: * We wouln’t have to react to these imbeciles
* More readily avaiable cheap labour
Cons: * They could rise up and topple the government through brute force (is this a con?)
* Well, they’re still an eyesore
3.) Send them to ‘Special’ places
Pros: * Out of sight out of mind
* More jobs in the care sector
Cons: * More weight on the taxpayer
* Smart people pretending they’re stupid to ride off government benefits.
Any other ideas? I’ve just listed two points on each for simplicty’s sake.
August 4th, 2005 at 10:07 pm
Hey thanks for stopping by!
Hhmmnnn, lets see..I’ve dedicated a lot of time to this very topic of disposing of simpletons, not least because stupid people dedicate even more time to making my life difficult.
I suggest weeding them out of the gene pool. Everyone gets put on compulsory birth control from age 12 and has to take a test before they are allowed to breed.
Sadly with this plan, we may not live to enjoy the benefits of a stupid-free society, but mayhaps our children’s children will:)
Dig your blog. I’ll be back (ohh cheesy flashback)
August 13th, 2005 at 11:38 am
I read your blog on what to do with stupid people, and I’m having a hell of a time typing this because I’m laughing so hard! Great work!