Just because I found it funny, doesn’t mean you have to.

First, pick the first letter of your LAST name:

A: I sucked on
B: I ate
C: I killed
D: I licked
E: I stabbed
F: I sat on
G: I f*cked
H: I slapped
I: I made out with
J: I raped
K: I bit
L: I played with
M: I sh*t on
N: I kissed
O: I grabbed
P: I kicked
Q: I laid
R: I pissed on
S: I shot
T: I humped
U: I fingered
V: I watched
W: I punched
X: I stripped for
Y: I ran away from
Z: I made

Now pick your DAY of birth:

1: a dog
2: myself
3: a telephone
4: a tree
5: a cat
6: my mom
7: paper
8: a chair
9: a computer
10: a book
11: a moose
12: your mom
13: a dead person
14: a rat
15: poo
16: a librarian
17: a blade of grass
18: a teacher
19: a window
20: a door
21: a desk
22: a cup
23: coffee
24: you
25: a pie
26: a bird
27: a llama
28: it
29: a cupcake
30: a hooker
31: my dad

Now pick your birth month:

January: because im gay
February: because i was pissed off
March: because im mentally ill
April: because I was horny
May: because I was bored
June: because I wanted to
July: Because Im cool
August: because its a hobby
September: because I can
October: because I had to take a crap
November: because I am lonley
December: because you’re a bitch

What did ya get??

Besides that, I booked my holiday to Koh Samui, I will be going to the full moon party, which is on the same island that “The Beach” was filmed on.
Also I watched “The Lion The Witch & The Wardrobe” which was pretty good even though I had a compulsion to punch the annoying kid playing the traiterous brother, not due to his actions, rather his lack of acting talent and annoying face..It seemed as though he was living life with arrogance and a blank mind. 7.5/10.