{"id":55,"date":"2005-06-30T13:31:40","date_gmt":"2005-06-30T05:31:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/?p=55"},"modified":"2005-06-30T13:31:40","modified_gmt":"2005-06-30T05:31:40","slug":"back-at-work-and-the-case-of-the-dissapearing-bed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/?p=55","title":{"rendered":"Back at work (And the case of the dissapearing bed)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well thanks to a 4am start this morning, then a rather tireing flight on which I slept on the way (why sleeping would make me more tired is beyond me) In which I dremt (at different times) that I was sitting next to my mum, or my sister (I hope I didn&#8217;t say anything embarassing in my sleep).<br \/>\nSo now it&#8217;s almost 1PM and I&#8217;m back at work trying to stay awake till midnight, and we about to have a rig move.. great.. \ud83d\ude42 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Anyways, as promised.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Case of The Devestated Bed!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Judge Yamamoto presiding<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/insanetom.com\/images\/dog\/judge.jpg\" alt=\"judge\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The Accused: Panda the dog (speaking in his own defense)<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/insanetom.com\/images\/dog\/dog.JPG\" alt=\"Panda\" \/> <\/p>\n<p>The Prosecutor: Mr T<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/insanetom.com\/images\/dog\/mr-t.png\" alt=\"Mr T\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>Mr T:<\/em> Let the people see peoples&#8217; exhibit A, a photo of the said &#8220;bed&#8221; covered up as the victim found it upon arrival in his room.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/insanetom.com\/images\/dog\/bed1.JPG\" alt=\"bed1\" \/>.<br \/>\nUpon removal of the covers he found the bed had slices torn out of it&#8230; Peoples&#8217; exhibit B:<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/insanetom.com\/images\/dog\/bed2.JPG\" alt=\"bed2\" \/><br \/>\nAnd upon removal of said sheets, the sight that greeted the fool was more pitiful yet!! I pity the fool and peoples&#8217; exhibit C!!!!<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/insanetom.com\/images\/dog\/bed3.JPG\" alt=\"bed3\" \/><br \/>\nIt is apperant that the accused with violent ferocity has attacked the victims bed, and not only has he strewn bits of it over the room, but also consumed a large amount of it, much like a cannabalistic tendancy, but with a bed &#8211; let&#8217;s call it bedalistic!! jaba jaba!!<\/p>\n<p><em>Judge:<\/em> Does the accused have anything to stay?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/insanetom.com\/images\/dog\/doghead.jpg\" alt=\"head\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/insanetom.com\/images\/dog\/doghead.jpg\" alt=\"head\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/insanetom.com\/images\/dog\/doghead.jpg\" alt=\"head\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>Panda:<\/em> woof??? <\/p>\n<p><em>Judge: <\/em>Case closed!! The dog is obviously innocent!!<\/p>\n<p><em>Mr T:<\/em> Jabba Jabba!!! that makes T mad!!<\/p>\n<p>And so ends the case of the dissapearing bed!<\/p>\n<p>A new couch has been purchased and is currently doing bed duties! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/insanetom.com\/images\/dog\/couch1.JPG\" alt=\"couch1\" \/><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/insanetom.com\/images\/dog\/couch2.JPG\" alt=\"couch2\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well thanks to a 4am start this morning, then a rather tireing flight on which I slept on the way (why sleeping would make me more tired is beyond me) In which I dremt (at different times) that I was sitting next to my mum, or my sister (I hope I didn&#8217;t say anything embarassing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-55","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=55"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=55"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=55"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=55"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}