{"id":396,"date":"2008-06-02T01:54:34","date_gmt":"2008-06-01T17:54:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/?p=396"},"modified":"2008-06-02T01:54:34","modified_gmt":"2008-06-01T17:54:34","slug":"kids-freak-me-out-but","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/?p=396","title":{"rendered":"Kids freak me out.. but&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So here I am.. 28.. single.. no kids.. but I feel like I have a biological urge to reproduce and have some sort of spawn. I feel short-changed by the fact that life has not yet given me a person who I can not just &#8216;settle for&#8217; but love, unconditionally&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;m thinking,.. sperm donation &#8211; before I get too ancient.. it&#8217;ll get things out the way right??? Let my conscience free and let me just chill the fuck out? meh,&#8230;..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So here I am.. 28.. single.. no kids.. but I feel like I have a biological urge to reproduce and have some sort of spawn. I feel short-changed by the fact that life has not yet given me a person who I can not just &#8216;settle for&#8217; but love, unconditionally&#8230;. So I&#8217;m thinking,.. sperm donation [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-396","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=396"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}