{"id":383,"date":"2008-01-23T19:44:35","date_gmt":"2008-01-23T11:44:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/?p=383"},"modified":"2008-01-23T19:44:35","modified_gmt":"2008-01-23T11:44:35","slug":"if-only-my-grass-was-emo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/?p=383","title":{"rendered":"If only my grass was emo&#8230;&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Then it would cut itself..<br \/>\nyes&#8230; haha&#8230; but avast! Here is the <a href=\"http:\/\/prestopnik.com\/emo_haiku\/\">EMO HAIKU GENERATOR<\/a>!!! <\/p>\n<p>Going home on the 6th, got plenty to look forward to this time home, I&#8217;d list it all but then I&#8217;d be getting ahead of myself &#8211; counting un-hatched chickens and all..<br \/>\nOne time I counted un-fried eggs, then the neighbour came and poached one&#8230; \ud83d\ude1b <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/sytar.bloguje.cz\/img\/we%20are%20emo.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Then it would cut itself.. yes&#8230; haha&#8230; but avast! Here is the EMO HAIKU GENERATOR!!! Going home on the 6th, got plenty to look forward to this time home, I&#8217;d list it all but then I&#8217;d be getting ahead of myself &#8211; counting un-hatched chickens and all.. One time I counted un-fried eggs, then the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-383","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=383"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}