{"id":376,"date":"2007-11-30T08:15:55","date_gmt":"2007-11-30T00:15:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/?p=376"},"modified":"2007-11-30T08:15:55","modified_gmt":"2007-11-30T00:15:55","slug":"damn-you-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/?p=376","title":{"rendered":"Damn you christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;ve already bought Christmas presents for myself and family, which only pains me as I come across something as sexy as the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.plateflipper.com\">plate flipper<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.plateflipper.com\/flipper3.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.plateflipper.com\/flipper4.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Needless to say I&#8217;m going to invent my own holiday come mid-January so I can get my hands on this baby \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nI&#8217;m thinking a decal of a licence plate of a certain politician would come in handy too&#8230;..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;ve already bought Christmas presents for myself and family, which only pains me as I come across something as sexy as the plate flipper. Needless to say I&#8217;m going to invent my own holiday come mid-January so I can get my hands on this baby \ud83d\ude42 I&#8217;m thinking a decal of a licence plate [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-376","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/376","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=376"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/376\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}