{"id":363,"date":"2007-09-07T02:18:06","date_gmt":"2007-09-06T18:18:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/?p=363"},"modified":"2007-09-07T03:01:28","modified_gmt":"2007-09-06T19:01:28","slug":"new-job-time-to-celebrate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/?p=363","title":{"rendered":"New job – time to celebrate"},"content":{"rendered":"

So the cat is out of the bag, I’ve accepted an offer from another company and will be getting back into drilling materials co-ordination. Definitely a time for celebration.
\nSo how does one celebrate out on the rig? Well, I could go to the kitchen and stuff my face with cake, but that would just cause more pain later and possibly an unfortunate nickname.
\nLike any human being that is short on alcohol but armed with a credit card and internet access – I went shopping – and got toilet paper \ud83d\ude00 <\/p>\n

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Pimpin.. \ud83d\ude42 <\/a><\/p>\n

Could have gone for George Bush toilet paper – or just bought 10 white rabbits and a sprinkler system to keep them systematically clean. Because you know your toilet is classy when you have to feed it carrots.<\/p>\n

Speaking of carrots, here’s the new trailer for “Shoot ‘Em Up” which features Clive Owen killing people with vegetables – enough said.<\/p>\n

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