{"id":359,"date":"2007-08-09T06:06:06","date_gmt":"2007-08-08T22:06:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/?p=359"},"modified":"2007-08-09T06:06:06","modified_gmt":"2007-08-08T22:06:06","slug":"3hrs-till-the-helicopter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/?p=359","title":{"rendered":"3hrs till the helicopter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yep, 3 hrs till the chopper comes to take me home \ud83d\ude42 <\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a video of a guy in a roller-blade suit racing a motorbike down a hill.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/q3WqjH9_Ezs\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/q3WqjH9_Ezs\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>I once raced a motorbike using only my testicles for propulsion &#8211; that&#8217;s right, they act like giant ball bearings, ball bearings of luurve. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yep, 3 hrs till the chopper comes to take me home \ud83d\ude42 Here&#8217;s a video of a guy in a roller-blade suit racing a motorbike down a hill. I once raced a motorbike using only my testicles for propulsion &#8211; that&#8217;s right, they act like giant ball bearings, ball bearings of luurve.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=359"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}