{"id":31,"date":"2005-06-03T11:54:44","date_gmt":"2005-06-03T03:54:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/?p=31"},"modified":"2005-06-03T11:58:57","modified_gmt":"2005-06-03T03:58:57","slug":"just-time-for-some-quick-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/?p=31","title":{"rendered":"Just time for some quick jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s time to laugh at ourselves and S.C \ud83d\ude42 Some jokes I heard today:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Q:<\/strong> What&#8217;s the sign on Chapelle Corby&#8217;s salon door?<\/p>\n<p><strong>A: <\/strong>Back in 20.. \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n<p>Have you all heard? Victa has brought out a new lawnmower called the Chapelle.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s guaranteed to catch 4.5 Kg worth of grass and will go for 20 years.. \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n<p>Tasteless but ever oh so funny.. \ud83d\ude42 Jokes are best when they&#8217;re topical. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and in case you&#8217;re not one of my Australian readers, here&#8217;s the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.freerepublic.com\/focus\/f-news\/1412845\/posts\">link<\/a> to who she is and what it&#8217;s about <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s time to laugh at ourselves and S.C \ud83d\ude42 Some jokes I heard today: Q: What&#8217;s the sign on Chapelle Corby&#8217;s salon door? A: Back in 20.. \ud83d\ude1b Have you all heard? Victa has brought out a new lawnmower called the Chapelle. It&#8217;s guaranteed to catch 4.5 Kg worth of grass and will go for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}