{"id":292,"date":"2007-02-04T10:54:53","date_gmt":"2007-02-04T02:54:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/?p=292"},"modified":"2007-02-04T10:54:53","modified_gmt":"2007-02-04T02:54:53","slug":"joondelup-the-cafe-city-with-no-cafes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/?p=292","title":{"rendered":"Joondelup &#8211; the cafe city with no cafes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So this morning I decided to go to imitation freo\u00c2\u00a0 for breakfast (Joondelup) at one of the many trendy cafes that an imitation freo should have.<br \/>\nI think I should illustrate with some photos so as to better prove my point.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"428\" height=\"320\" src=\"http:\/\/www.parliament.vic.gov.au\/osisdc\/inquiries\/sustainableurbandesign\/finalreport\/img\/4-2-PedestrianZoneJoondalupWA_m.jpg\" \/><br \/>\n<em>City of Joondelup<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"429\" height=\"285\" src=\"http:\/\/www.volker-steinlein.de\/west_australia_2005_pics\/fremantle.JPG\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Fremantle<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Of note is the similar architecture and general city layout. The difference however is that Joondelup, has no fucking cafes. The only place I could find food at 9am in the morning that wasn&#8217;t fast food was at the Joondelup hotel, which was far from the trendy cafe I was hoping to have breakfast in.<br \/>\nJoondelup is just far enough from anything else, and enough of a central hub that it would effortlessly sustain a whole bunch of cafes if anybody bothered. *sigh*\n<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">I&#8217;ve been reading Neil Strauss&#8217; &#8220;The Game&#8221; for a few days now, it&#8217;s an interesting book with a few techniques I think I will have to try in the short term.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So this morning I decided to go to imitation freo\u00c2\u00a0 for breakfast (Joondelup) at one of the many trendy cafes that an imitation freo should have. I think I should illustrate with some photos so as to better prove my point. City of Joondelup Fremantle Of note is the similar architecture and general city layout. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-292","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/292","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=292"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/292\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=292"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=292"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=292"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}