{"id":289,"date":"2007-01-23T14:37:29","date_gmt":"2007-01-23T06:37:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/?p=289"},"modified":"2007-01-23T14:37:29","modified_gmt":"2007-01-23T06:37:29","slug":"my-knee-smells-like-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/?p=289","title":{"rendered":"My knee smells like ass.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My knees are leaking a festid puss like a horny snail. Regardless, the legs are a hell of a lot better, although still not healed.<\/p>\n<p>My x-box may or may not be acting up.. seems to intermittently unable to read game discs&#8230; god damn! :S<\/p>\n<p>Back to the gym 2nite with personal trainer.. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>The driveway will be done by tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My knees are leaking a festid puss like a horny snail. Regardless, the legs are a hell of a lot better, although still not healed. My x-box may or may not be acting up.. seems to intermittently unable to read game discs&#8230; god damn! :S Back to the gym 2nite with personal trainer.. \ud83d\ude42 The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=289"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}