{"id":265,"date":"2006-10-23T14:32:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-23T06:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/?p=265"},"modified":"2006-10-23T14:35:05","modified_gmt":"2006-10-23T06:35:05","slug":"have-you-ever-have-you-ever-had-feelings-for-a-nun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/?p=265","title":{"rendered":"Have you ever have you ever had feelings for a nun?"},"content":{"rendered":"

So the weekend was how the weekend is out here \ud83d\ude42 Much the same as Friday, which was much the same as Thursday. \ud83d\ude42 We did have the fire drill and the safety meeting to mark the occasion of it being a weekend, another weekend closer till we all go home.<\/p>\n

I did learn what a burn shoe<\/a> was, so at least there’s another new thing I have learnt, there are so many damn tools around it will take me years to learn them all..<\/p>\n

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“when you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room… Just for fun.”<\/em><\/p>\n

My pants are developing a hole, it’s near my right testacle. Althought I welcome the newfound airflow in this heat, there are certainly a few factors to consider:
\n1.) Why my right testacle? Does it secrete some sort of denim-eating acid instead of sweat?? why god why!?!?!
\n2.) Other people may start to wonder, “is he starting a trend?”, “where did he get that magnificent testicle?” or other such-like jelous thoughts.
\nAs a result it was good foresight on my part to order some new pants just last week, I only pray they get here in time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So the weekend was how the weekend is out here \ud83d\ude42 Much the same as Friday, which was much the same as Thursday. \ud83d\ude42 We did have the fire drill and the safety meeting to mark the occasion of it being a weekend, another weekend closer till we all go home. I did learn what […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-265","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=265"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=265"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=265"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=265"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}