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<\/p>\nFirst, pick the first letter of your LAST name:<\/p>\n
A: I sucked on
\nB: I ate
\nC: I killed
\nD: I licked
\nE: I stabbed
\nF: I sat on
\nG: I f*cked
\nH: I slapped
\nI: I made out with
\nJ: I raped
\nK: I bit
\nL: I played with
\nM: I sh*t on
\nN: I kissed
\nO: I grabbed
\nP: I kicked
\nQ: I laid
\nR: I pissed on
\nS: I shot
\nT: I humped
\nU: I fingered
\nV: I watched
\nW: I punched
\nX: I stripped for
\nY: I ran away from
\nZ: I made<\/p>\n
Now pick your DAY of birth:<\/p>\n
1: a dog
\n2: myself
\n3: a telephone
\n4: a tree
\n5: a cat
\n6: my mom
\n7: paper
\n8: a chair
\n9: a computer
\n10: a book
\n11: a moose
\n12: your mom
\n13: a dead person
\n14: a rat
\n15: poo
\n16: a librarian
\n17: a blade of grass
\n18: a teacher
\n19: a window
\n20: a door
\n21: a desk
\n22: a cup
\n23: coffee
\n24: you
\n25: a pie
\n26: a bird
\n27: a llama
\n28: it
\n29: a cupcake
\n30: a hooker
\n31: my dad<\/p>\n
Now pick your birth month:<\/p>\n
January: because im gay
\nFebruary: because i was pissed off
\nMarch: because im mentally ill
\nApril: because I was horny
\nMay: because I was bored
\nJune: because I wanted to
\nJuly: Because Im cool
\nAugust: because its a hobby
\nSeptember: because I can
\nOctober: because I had to take a crap
\nNovember: because I am lonley
\nDecember: because you’re a bitch<\/p>\n
What did ya get?? <\/p>\n
Besides that, I booked my holiday to Koh Samui, I will be going to the full moon party, which is on the same island that “The Beach” was filmed on.
\nAlso I watched “The Lion The Witch & The Wardrobe” which was pretty good even though I had a compulsion to punch the annoying kid playing the traiterous brother, not due to his actions, rather his lack of acting talent and annoying face..It seemed as though he was living life with arrogance and a blank mind. 7.5\/10.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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