If google advertising is to be believed, apperantly I need to find god.. go figure.. \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n
Anyway.. here’s something I picked up in my travels in blogs today, type in your name (in my case “Tom” and needs into google and see what you REALLY need according to google.<\/p>\n
TOM NEEDS CURE FOR HOMOPHOBIA (yes, I do believe people shouldn’t be discriminated against).<\/p>\n
Tom needs to find a good, reputable Boxer breeder. (strangly enough, I’m quite happy with the one boxer I need, perhaps he needs to breed? \ud83d\ude10 Panda has no reproductive organs \ud83d\ude41 ).<\/p>\n
Tom needs boosted. (We all need boost, about 22psi will do me fine thanks!)<\/p>\n
Tom ‘Needs A Hat’. (So I can cover up the fact I also need a haircut)<\/p>\n
Tom needs to stretch further, (that bottle is just out of reach)<\/p>\n
Tom needs to be back in a school setting (ummm.. yeah, sure.. :S ).<\/p>\n
Tom needs a swift kick in the face. (OK OK.. I’ll go to the school setting, no reason to become violent google!).<\/p>\n
Tom needs Asian persuasion. (Tom agrees)<\/p>\n
Tom needs to be punched\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6and kicked repeatedly. (No no, asian persuation is quite fine)<\/p>\n
Tom needs to build your frame. (Yes!! discount frames all round).<\/p>\n
From the above assesment I can only assume there are a lof of people with my name going around making others very pissed off to the point of violent reaction. I think I’m an endengered species.. \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
If google advertising is to be believed, apperantly I need to find god.. go figure.. \ud83d\ude1b Anyway.. here’s something I picked up in my travels in blogs today, type in your name (in my case “Tom” and needs into google and see what you REALLY need according to google. TOM NEEDS CURE FOR HOMOPHOBIA (yes, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=118"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}