{"id":107,"date":"2005-09-30T18:22:01","date_gmt":"2005-09-30T10:22:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/?p=107"},"modified":"2005-09-30T18:22:01","modified_gmt":"2005-09-30T10:22:01","slug":"the-old-man-in-the-tree","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/?p=107","title":{"rendered":"The old man in the tree"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a dream last night I was an african witch doctor. I lived in a mansion outside of which was a huge multi-story treehouse. On the bottom story people were dancing to Greenday&#8217;s Boulevard of Broken Dreams. Anyway, on another story, other witch doctors would cast spells and curses upon themselves and me, but my tapping foor curse didn&#8217;t work, as the others didn&#8217;t understand it. I left, went back downstars and discovered the tree house was badly built and really needed to be sanded down as the wood was full of splinters.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a dream last night I was an african witch doctor. I lived in a mansion outside of which was a huge multi-story treehouse. On the bottom story people were dancing to Greenday&#8217;s Boulevard of Broken Dreams. Anyway, on another story, other witch doctors would cast spells and curses upon themselves and me, but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-107","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=107"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centaurtechnologies.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}